Coral
Fang
The Distillers
Published by Under The Radar
“Punk
is sunk,” Distillers drummer Andy Granelli told the LA Weekly
last summer. He likes the phrase because it rhymes. I like it because it goes
a long way toward explaining why records like his aren’t getting better
reviews. Punk has been shallow-breathing roadkill for well over a decade, and
it’s time for young bands to stop scooping it up and taking it to the
vet. Brody Armstrong is a great rock singer, more ferocious in the throat than
even Joan Jett or Courtney Love; and her words sound good together (“I
will give you a holy white rose / Cut the tongue from your head”). But
Coral Fang’s tracks follow a metronomic hardcore template that
would drag down greater talents. Mid-tempo, four-on-the-floor chord changes
form a flatline that’s neither menacing nor melodic enough to grab hold.
Two standouts would’ve made for a fine single: “The Hunger”
is loud-soft near-perfection, trading acoustic guitar with chorus muscle and
throat-shredding vocals. “Beat Your Heart Out” is a nice Generation
X job with bigger-buck production. More often than not, The Distillers’
insistent punk identity suffocates their music.